Thursday, January 22, 2009

"I Pledge,

... to use my status, either as a celebrity or as paparazzi bait . . ."



Towards the end, listen to who, not what, they pledge their service too. I highly recommended reading the transcript here if you can't take the video.

via Volokh Conspiracy.

3 comments:

  1. I pledge to grab behind both knees, bend down real hard, put my head in between my knees, and then shove my face toward my own ass and kiss it.

    That would be easier than what is proposed here. And I feel more comfortable about it. No, not in the altruistic cum by ya sense, but in the I'm-proud-of-being-a-smartass sense.

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  2. Jason Bateman is in there saying something like, 'if it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow'..

    It's almost an act of subterfuge if I didn't know better.

    Like the closet conservative thinking, 'well, I got to say something..'

    either that or he is a real hard core Obama Zombie.

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  3. "to only flush after a deuce"

    that was funny

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