UPDATED: The Nave has already christened a new ship for Ted. Surprisingly enough, it's not a submarine.
Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment (Time to put this joke to rest for the last time. It's been beat like William Kennedy Smith's date to their Florida Compound).
But Robert 'KKK' Byrd wants the Health Care Reform fiasco to be named after Teddy.
I'm thinking "Sickaquiddick".
You know who called this back in March and was called to task about it?
I'm waiting on Rush's Super Bowl picks.
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