They Told Me That If I Voted For McCain And Palin That It Would Turn This Country Into A Cult And A Theocracy

And they were right.*

Whoever wrote that lifted a line straight out of 'Jesus Loves The Little Children'.

From the YouTube video:
He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight

From the children's Sunday school song:
Red and yellow and black or white,
They are all precious in his sight.



*IIRC, it was Professor InstaPundit who coined that phrase.

UPDATE: I take it back, Prof. Reynolds only put the current spin on the old joke. The original joke was coined way back in 1966:

They told me that if I voted for Goldwater, we'd have a war in Southeast Asia, civil and racial unrest, and a ruined economy. I went ahead and voted for him anyway, and it turned out they were absolutely right.

Thanks to Kevin for that last tidbit.