Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sunday Morning LOLz

It's a sad day when Saturday Night Live can criticize the policies of Barack Obama better than the alphabet networks. Cash for Clunkers gets called out? Check. Expansion of Health Care? Check. The fact that the US owes China a butt load of debt? Check. Obscure reference to Pulp Fiction? Checkmate.



And to be fair, President George W. Bush helped with the debt. In fact, I think it's safe to say that without W., the Tea Parties would not have happened. Thank you, W. For being that catalyst.

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2 comments:

  1. That was hilarious, but I missed the Pulp Fiction reference.

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  2. looked up the quote. Like I said, obscure (least that's what I got out of it):

    Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: What country you from?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
    Brett: Yes!
    Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
    Brett: Yes!
    Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
    Brett: What, I-?
    Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
    Brett: He's b-b-black...
    Jules: Go on.
    Brett: He's bald...
    Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
    Brett: What?
    [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
    Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
    Brett: No!
    Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
    Brett: I didn't.
    Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

    [Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
    Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

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