Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Fourteen Terrorists Die Due To Kittens And Blowing Themselves Up. But Mostly Blowing Themselves Up


Fourteen suspected terrorists died Tuesday night when the bus they rigged with explosives blew up prematurely, police said.

Those young jihadists blow up so fast, don't they?

Hat tip from Twitter.

1 comment:

  1. Kids today... think they know it all. Well, apparently they're not paying attention in their Detonation classes... sure, they know how to build the bombs, but when it comes time to blow them up, it's all flaming crotches and premature explosions.

    Which, of course, is damn lucky for the rest of us.