First 'Splash' Then 'Crash'. Patrick Kennedy Not Running For Reelection

I've never understood the 'Kennedy Mystique'. If I were to put on my central casting hat, I would give Crash the role of Shift Manager #2 of Local Fried Chicken Joint, NTTIAWWT.

It's that after years of hearing other people in the media talk up the Kennedy family then I see him speak. Something doesn't jive. Maybe if Teddy branched out beyond the family tree to procreate instead of the usual dalliance Crash would be more appealing to the common voter. Just saying.

Via Robert McCain and Dan Riehl