Sometimes. . .

. . .There are just no words.

John Yarrington was hired, fired and arrested by the police all in the same afternoon.

The 23-year-old Falmouth resident accomplished the dubious feat Tuesday, when the police agreed to make him a confidential drug informant. But less than 10 minutes after participating in a controlled hand-to-hand drug purchase from an East Falmouth dealer, Yarrington used his $100 police payment to buy drugs for himself.

Thanks to Charlie.