Monday Morning Full Metal Jacket Round Up

Legal Innsurection poses the question, "Did history start Jan. 20th, 2009?" In the eyes of the Left Wing Media, yes.

Doc Zero is the best reason to check out Hot Air. Imagine what he could produce if they paid him?

It's for science. Today, everyone will find out just how powerless Allah is if California is still on solid ground. Do your part.

Besides, it's Biblical to make fun of false religions:

I Kings 18: 25-27
25Then Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, “You go first, for there are many of you. Choose one of the bulls, and prepare it and call on the name of your god. But do not set fire to the wood.”

26So they prepared one of the bulls and placed it on the altar. Then they called on the name of Baal from morning until noontime, shouting, “O Baal, answer us!” But there was no reply of any kind. Then they danced, hobbling around the altar they had made.

27About noontime Elijah began mocking them. “You’ll have to shout louder,” he scoffed, “for surely he is a god! Perhaps he is daydreaming, or is relieving himself.b Or maybe he is away on a trip, or is asleep and needs to be wakened!”

And as if on queue to test that thesis. . .

Bob Belvedere and Robert Stacy both have a Date With Density and their take on the Lane Bryant commercial that was too hot for a show widely known for it's 'Wardrobe Malfunctions'. The one winner out of all this? Ashley Graham.

And speaking of Bob Belvedere, he awarded this blog the prize of The Blog Post Title Of The Month. Not sure but I think I won something between a No-Prize and winning lottery numbers.

Matt Welch lays out why more regulation isn't the answer for the current failure of regulation that was put in place during the administration of George W. Bush.

Obama eulogizes the coal miners who passed away. By promising to close down coal mines to save even more lives.

Wow. I think this is a first. Someone running for office outed for not being gay enough.

It's Bizarro World out there sometimes.