Friday, June 4, 2010

Top Ten Pick Up Lines To Be Use By Al Gore

Now that he is single and swinging.

10. "Yes sweetheart, I really am a robot and I'm programmed to last all night."

9. "Why yes, you can call me President Gore."

8. [on the phone to the escort service] "What do you mean, you don't take Carbon Credits?"

7. "My delivery isn't the only thing that's stiff, if you know what I mean and I think you do."

6. "Why don't you come over to my place and we can try out some of the tricks Bill Clinton told me about."

5. "If you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let's go to my place & do a recount."

4. "Elected? No, I 'Selected' you."

3. "Excuse me while I climate change into something more comfortable."

2. "Did you know I invented the internet?"

And the number one Pick Up Line To Be Used By Al Gore is: "I promise you a kinky night of passion, I was Vice President after all. I know all about vice!"

Other notable pick-up lines:

My carbon footprint? Why it’s a size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?

There is an inconvenient growth in my pants. Baby,

I'd like to Gore your Bush.

I won't tap offshore oil, but I will tap that ass.

Thanks to Heidi for the help on some of these.

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