Tuesday, August 31, 2010

I Hereby Offer A Reward Up To $100,000. . .

. . . For an Al Gore sex tape. Or anything else that would shame the Manbearpig into shunning any news or publicity for the rest of his life.

Oh, I'm not paying the one hundred large out of my own pocket. I will broker the deal.

Whoever wants to donate to the fund will remain completely anonymous (As any person in their right mind would want to be). All the tape needs to do is embarrass Al Gore enough keep him away from the public eye.

And I'm not talking about "An Inconvenient Truth" either.

To Help Clarify:  I'm not putting any of my own money toward this deal.  I have some dryer lint, a tangled spool of fishing line and a wooden nickel partially chewed by a dog that I might part with.

Need to stop doing posts like this late at night.  It seemed so much funnier then.

3 comments:

  1. We lament in the morning that which we launched overnight. ;)

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  2. My new rule: Write, wait, publish.

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  3. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bribery

    Sometimes, you scare me, dude.

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