Clean shirt? Check.
Teeth brushed? Be right back. Check.
Paperback copy of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Check
Whiskey flask of ether? My attorney has that. Check.
Fast and easy way to post pictures directly to the internet from my phone? Check.
Roadmap to the Virginia Tea Party Convention? Check.
Fedora? Whoops. Knew there was something I was forgetting.