10: You know how much this will save me in alimony?
9: Pop the cork, Rielle.
8: I wonder if I can turn this into a book deal?
7: About time. Those medical bill were mounting up.
6: Now I can channel her spirit in closing arguments.
4: If she didn't have the big 'C', I would be going through the big 'D'.
3: Elizabeth who? Oh, right.
2: I wonder who I can sue over this?
And the number one thing John Edwards said when he found out that Elizabeth Edwards passed away: For some reason, I'm going to be portrayed as the bad guy in this.