You could be her.
Video below the fold. Not for someone with a case of the willies.
[A]n Israeli “model” by the name of Orit Fox was cuddling with a snake for a segment on Spanish TV’s Telecino when things went south. After Fox touched tongues (yes, really) with the reptile, the snake attacked her silicone-implanted breast.
After a few seconds, handlers stepped in and removed the snake from Fox’s chest.
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The snake, apparently, did not die. It did, however, still bite her breast.