And if you laughed at that, you might be a RAAAAAcist!
If only there was some sort of guide, some sort of professional advice he could seek out when interacting with foreign dignitaries. A sort of. . . Protocol that takes place that he could follow and he wouldn't mess up a simple toast.
That he needed to read off of a frakking index card.
If this was anymore related, they would be kissing cousins: President Obama’s top ten insults against Britain.
1. Siding with Argentina over the Falklands
Among other things the "Obama administration has insisted on using the Argentine term 'Malvinas' to describe the Islands
2. Calling France America’s strongest ally
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7. Throwing Churchill out of the Oval Office
8. DVDs for the Prime Minister
Just a few choice selections from our sooper smert presnit.