Friday, June 17, 2011

Weinergate: Good News For Weiner!

A job offer just opened up for him. Good news too for this rough economy.

He had better take the work where he can find it and I have a feeling this would be right up his alley [Link to the Puff Ho]:

Mr. Weiner:

After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your Congressional post, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our Internet group. As a Congressman, you are known for your intensity and perseverance. I believe that this attitude, combined with your service in the House of Representatives' Committee on Energy and Commerce, will make you a valuable asset to this corporation.

This offer is not made in jest. To show our sincerity, Flynt Management Group, LLC is willing to pay twenty percent more than your former Congressional salary, ensuring that your medical benefits would be equal to what you were previously receiving. While you will have to relocate to our corporate offices in Beverly Hills, California, we would pay for all relocation costs.

Again, I cannot emphasize enough the genuineness of this offer. We are a serious corporation which, as you know, has been heavily involved in the political environment of this country for over thirty-five years. Our key missions have consistently included the crucial fight of battling hypocrisy within the federal and state governments. Flynt Management Group, LLC and Hustler Magazine have been dedicated to decades of serious political commentary. Just as we do not undertake insincere political crusades, we do not make insincere job offers.

While this employment opportunity is being offered in large part due to your qualifications and clear passion for making a change, I feel that your unfortunate resignation is a prime example of unfounded political pressure and the hypocrisy that has invaded democracy in Washington D.C. I hope you will sincerely consider this offer, and I look forward to your response.

Sincerely,

Larry C. Flynt

Working for Hustler might be a step up in respectability for a Democrat member of Congress.

1 comment:

  1. As disgusting as Anthony Weiner and Larry Flynt are, there's a story behind the Weinergate story that is far more important, and far worse. No, it isn't about tweeting genitalia; yes, it is partly about sex, but it's mostly about national security.

    Anthony Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin, has long been Hillary Clinton's personal assistant, and reportedly also her lesbian lover. Now it turns out that Huma's mother, Saleha Abedin, is connected with the Muslim Brotherhood.

    In other words, we have a Muslim Brotherhood mole in the office, and apparently also the bedroom, of the Secretary of State.

    http://1389blog.com/category/politics/clinton/weinergate/

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