To be sung to the tune of Lola.
I met him when my dad split the scene
He took us in and said his name was Lola
He said was fond of dogs
As he asked me for my dog's name, I said "Fido".
F-I-D-O, Fido, Fa-fa-fa Fido.
Well, I'm not the world's smartest guy
But when he said he liked my dog there was a gleam in his eye
Oh my Fido. Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi Fido.
I'm haven't been the most observant guy
but I couldn't help wonder what he meant by 'A new recipe to try'
Well I'm not the worlds smartest guy
But when he said dinner was lamb I think it was a lie
Oh my Fido. Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido.
I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why this looks and smells nothing like lamb
Oh my Fido. Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido, Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido
Well I cleaned my plate and he fetched me some more
And I never tasted food like this before
He picked me up and said to me
"Fido had four legs but now he has three"
Now I try not to be the class dunce
But Lolo said with a dog like this you don't eat him all at once
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido, Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido
Fido, Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido, Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido
I pushed him away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at him and he at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Fido.
Cats will be cats and dogs will be dinner
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Fido.
Well I left Hawaii just a week before
And I'd never ever tasted puppy before
But Lolo smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you understand
Well I know this may seem a little wrong
But a three legged dog didn't last very long
I ate my Fido.