In hindsight though, it was right after the Richmond Tea Party. I had to meet with Dick Army and Newt and debrief them on how well the astroturfed event went over. It's amazing how cleaned up a horde of homeless folks can be after a promised bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and a Big Mac value meal. It was more expensive getting them clothes from Goodwill to make them look presentable. But cost is no object when you are going for appearance.
See, astroturfing is easy.
Anyway, back at the resort. Sean Hannity showed up and we went for a round of golf. Then -- like any
Right now we are working on the new subliminal messages Fox News will be sending out to the few people in the crowds that weren't homeless. The obvious message will be, "Keep on watching Fox News". The others will make themselves obvious soon enough.
Enough of the
UPDATE: BUWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Thanks for the reminder, Miss Attila.
Paco has more examples of blogging greed.
Love it.
ReplyDeleteCurious as to where the related post went. I was in the middle of reading it when I lost my internet connection, and now the Mr. McCain-as-Uncle Scrooge comparison seems to have disappeared. Was it something like the "cotton" comment? :-)
I did add a quick update (the nefarious villain laugh) the same time I got your comment..
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the lynching, the raping, and the beating, all between holes of golf. Dave, it wouldn't be right if you didn't put that in there. Newt loves that stuff. Remember during that beating of that homeless veteran and he had blood all over him and we were all like totally serious and angry, white-male style, and then he was the first to crack a joke? Breaks things up. Good ole' Newt. You know, sometimes, I think things are going to turn out just right.
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