Monday, August 31, 2009

Yes, It Does Get Worse

Robert Stacy has the find of the day. A pole dancing doll for the kiddies. Read it through for the updates regarding Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson and their respective (heh) pregnancies.

To answer the rhetorical question being asked, "Can it get any worse?" Yes. Yes it can. Kendra will need to set up the obligatory college fund for the little tyke. When mommy get's her figure back and some help from Photoshop, you'll know exactly what she'll do too. Hef will be eyeing up the baby (if a girl) and doing the math in his head when he can legally publish her in the magazine. Taking time out on the photo shoot so she can get dressed enough to put the towel over her shoulder so you can't see the baby eat.

But on the other hand. Kendra did say she found God. That does depend on Kendra's definition of God, however. A wise man once said that being a Christian in California means you don't touch the hard drugs.

With Kourtney, it's more of a toss up if she'll go the route of Kendra. She has her dignity to look out for. She will get a new reality show out of it. Kourtney Kardashian, Baby Momma. Why not after Jon and Kate And The Hot Dog In The Hallway (or whatever the name of their show was).

The sad thing is I don't think I scratched the surface for the question, "Can it get any worse?"

UPDATE: Kendra is on Twitter, with over 300,000 followers. Much much more than Meghan McCain's 55,000. Think, Meghan, of how much more influential Kendra is than you are.

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