Friday, April 20, 2012

With Apologies To 'The Kinks'

In light of the details about how Obama ate dog meat (in his own words) when he was a child, I couldn't help but wonder how that would sound like if it was sung as a ballad.

To be sung to the tune of Lola.  

I met him when my dad split the scene
He took us in and said his name was Lola
L-O-L-O Lolo
He said was fond of dogs
As he asked me for my dog's name, I said "Fido". 
F-I-D-O, Fido, Fa-fa-fa Fido.  

Well, I'm not the world's smartest guy
But when he said he liked my dog there was a gleam in his eye
Oh my Fido.  Fi-Fi-Fi-Fi Fido.
I'm haven't been the most observant guy
but I couldn't help wonder what he meant by 'A new recipe to try'

Well I'm not the worlds smartest guy
But when he said dinner was lamb I think it was a lie
Oh my Fido.  Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido.
I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why this looks and smells nothing like lamb
Oh my Fido. Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido, Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido

Well I cleaned my plate and he fetched me some more
And I never tasted food like this before 
 He picked me up and said to me
"Fido had four legs but now he has three"
Now I try not to be the class dunce
But Lolo said with a dog like this you don't eat him all at once
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido, Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido
Fido,  Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido, Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido

I pushed him away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at him and he at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Fido.
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido
Cats will be cats and dogs will be dinner
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Fido.
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido

Well I left Hawaii just a week before
And I'd never ever tasted puppy before
But Lolo smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you understand

Well I know this may seem a little wrong
But a three legged dog didn't last very long
I ate my Fido.
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido,
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido,
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido,
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa Fido.

If You Go See One Movie This Weekend. . .

Chances are it's going to be The Hunger Games or Titanic 3D or The Cabin in the Woods.

But if you can't stand to hear Celine Dion belt out how her heart will go on or think that the teenagers in a remote cabin will wait for the rents and you've seen The Hunger Games, there is an option for you.

Something that still tells a good story and grips you emotionally.  October Baby is the movie for you.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Lessons In The Free Market

Snoop Dogg knows his audience.

I'm merely speculating that the release date of the book is April 20th.

Video: Black Men Named Trayvon Get Killed All The Time, But The Left Doesn't Care

'Zo weighs in.

Worth the viewing if only for the brutal comparison with the Afrocentric speech being made today and historical pro-slavery speech before the Civil War.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

"Election Officials Investigating Group That Exposed Voter Fraud"

They say it's about voter fraud but what it's really about was making Eric Holder look stupid.

Idiot news mouthpiece got the fact wrong about the undercover reporter. By saying that the they used Eric Holder' identity. The undercover reporter just asked if they had "An Eric Holder?" and the poll worker did the rest. And it was surprisingly easy.

Thanks to Protein Wisdom.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Undercover Video: US Attorney General Eric Holder's Ballot To Vote Offered To Total Stranger

Gives new meaning to 'Vote early'. So no one steals your ballot.

On April 3rd, Project Veritas continued its investigation into Voter Fraud in America by turning its cameras on Primary Day in Washington D.C.

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The first installment of our DC Primary investigation showcases our citizen journalists being offered ballots in the name of the nation's chief enforcer of justice, United States Attorney General Eric Holder.

Via NRO.