Could Not of Happened to a Nicer Guy

Arlen Spector receives a warm homecoming.

U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter was greeted with jeers at a press conference in Cranberry Township.

Conservatives are fuming after Specter cast the deciding vote that led to the passage of President Barack Obama's stimulus plan.

Specter, 79, acknowledges his run for re-election will be tough.

Retire you POS. 30 effing years of you at the public teat is enough.

I apologize to actual shit. You can spread actual shit around and fertilize the ground with it.