With Friends Like These. . .

Richard Gere can do the Public Service Announcement for this. Friends don't let friends stick animals into someone else's hindquarters.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

Rectum? Hell, it killed him.

Via the sidebar at Ace.